Call me Andy Griffith 
Imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Then call me Andy Griffith 
Cause imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?

Well call me Eddie Griffin
Cause imma star and I'm a shine with a heavy reference
Ladies loving all my lines got their teddies ready
Watch em smile cause you know they paid for 7 tickets
She got like 7 sisters
Heaven's sentimental
But it's only going to last you for 7 minutes
Love will always pass you gone in 60 seconds
Like you Cage in it
I'mma Cajun it
Baby taste my dip
Don't break the tip 
Just take the chip
But the shits so hot you'll get a nasal drip
Brown liquor in a brown paper bag let it blow off a fifth as you take the sip
Now the neighbors think you crazy as shit
Bloody in a cop car thinking maybe that's it
All that gang banging boy it don't do you correct 
You fucked yourself and now you blaming a bitch
Man that shit don't make sense 
Like complaining that your phone is going to die when it's on 80 percent 
Man you should have paid rent
Instead of getting steak on your plate when your bank had 8 cents
That don't make sense

Call me Andy Griffith 
Imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Then call me Andy Griffith 
Cause imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens 
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?

Call me Bradley Cooper
Cause I go Gaga for the money like I had a future
And I was learning on these seas call me Captain Hooper
And that's like fully learning Spanish from a Latin tutor
Now I'm the baddest dude here
And I ain't mad at Buddha
Left Jamie in the past to bask
Askatasuna
Don't ask how I'm doing 
I ain't talking to you
If you want to know
You can pray to Bast 
That's a succotash
Please don't suffer bad
We done had enough of that 
Let em understand where we're coming from and at
Sammi said I'm Yummy Tiramisu
Funny like Chris Farley when he's tearing a suit

Call me Andy Griffith 
Imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens 
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Then call me Andy Griffith 
Cause imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Call me Andy Griffith 
Imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Then call me Andy Griffith 
Cause imma star and I'm a shine with my dandy writtens
Ladies loving all my lines got their panties drippin'
Watch me smile every time that the camera's clickin'
Baby can you dig it?
Call me Andy Griffith 
Call me Andy Griffith 
Call me